Narain Soothfancy in Tanaris wants you to speak with Dirge Quikcleave in Gadgetzan.
Part 1 of 4 in this series
If there is one thing that you should know about me, it is this: NEVER ask me about my business! I work with things you simply cannot understand. Like for example: Do you know what a psychotronic muzzledorf is? Of course you don't! And that's why we leave the planning to me and the fetching to you. As I said earlier, if this is going to work, we're going to need a 500 pound chicken. Head to Gadgetzan and speak with Dirge Quikcleave - he'll get you started on finding a suitable specimen.
<Dirge scratches his head.> A 500 pound chicken? There's no such thing! Not anymore, at least. I knew of such a chicken... The Black Chicken of Death... <Dirge's voice trails off.> But yes, nobody ever saw that chicken and lived to tell the tale. I've got an idea that could benefit the both of us, kid.
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