Discrete Orders

If this notice came into your hands then you've been selected for a promotion! Obviously, there will be no pay increase, but you're still promoted. You've been promoted to the Venture Co.'s very own anti Powder Town brigade, when the time comes you and others will be sent to deal with the idiot Nash and his stupid, stupid brethren that decided to form a worker's union.

Imagine being so dumb not to haul all the gold to yourself! Not that I do that, of course. Every employee is treated the same, and by no means my wage is so much bigger than yours, never think of that! P.S: Wearing a bomb on your body and sacrificing yourself for the greater good of the company will ensure that your annual payment will be brought back to your family. And also they will be taken care of as any other citizen of the Undermine giving them a two months free medical voucher.

P.S.S: Burn this after you read it, imbecile. - Oilmaster Higgle Wirefuse